HIPSTER ALERT!

Now where did I put my Vampire Weekend cd?

Honest to goodness cockerney murderers

When did it become ok to advertise your 'British grub' credentials with a pair of violent murderers? Would loved to have been in that meeting of marketing bellends. Not even Guy Ritchie would stoop that low.

Oh, and don't bother going anyway cos the food is shit and a gaff calling itself 'Sausage & Mash' should really have mastered the mash bit without lumps.

Boneyards round 2

Tomorrow night - last one was worth a visit.

AUGUST

New tyres

It might be boring to you, but these are the highlight of my week...

MAIDEN! MAIDEN! MAIDEN!

Childhood ambition realised - I shall be wearing my tee all week for stinky authenticity

MBV

30 minutes of white noise - seriously one of the loudest things I've ever heard, like a wind tunnel of noise. Gig of the year, no doubt and they even made Soon sound better than the Weatherall mix.